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Thursday, August 14, 2008
McCain Goes All Wobbly on Abortion
Talk about sending a message! After John McCain told The Weekly Standard yesterday that he would be open to a pro-choice running mate, Mullah James Dobson was last seen rising over Colorado Springs as a tiny but fully toxic mushroom cloud.
What, an approver of baby murder for Vice President of the United States on the Republican Party ticket????
Now maybe John McCain is perfecting the old head feint himself and intends to pick Bobby Jindal to cast out our national demons (well, at least the ones on the coasts), or just possibly he really is signaling that he'll pick Tom Ridge, the pro-choice ex-guv of Pennsylvania, or -- better! -- Joe Lieberman. We can always hope.
What, an approver of baby murder for Vice President of the United States on the Republican Party ticket????
Now maybe John McCain is perfecting the old head feint himself and intends to pick Bobby Jindal to cast out our national demons (well, at least the ones on the coasts), or just possibly he really is signaling that he'll pick Tom Ridge, the pro-choice ex-guv of Pennsylvania, or -- better! -- Joe Lieberman. We can always hope.
Labels: abortion rights, Bobby Jindal, Joe Lieberman, John McCain, Rev. James Dobson
Monday, July 21, 2008
McCain, The Lesser Evil
Mullah James Dobson is -- surprise! -- deciding that maybe he was hasty in declaring from the heights of his own Mt. Horeb that he would never, not even if hell froze over, vote for John McCain, because McCain believed in stem-cell research and in taxing the rich in off-years, but Dobson is now suggesting that he's gonna change his mind, using the old lesser-of-two-evils rationalization so popular among squishy liberals everywhere.So although President McCain will be harvesting baby parts to impart life everlasting to himself and his friends and although he'll also eventually be yelling at Mullah Dobson to get the f*** outta his face, President McCain will be far, far less horrendous that Barack Hussein Obama, the secret Muslim homosexual from hell.
Labels: Barack Obama, John McCain, Rev. James Dobson
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
The High Priest Is Wrathful
Mullah James Dobson is all bent about Barack Obama's presumption in discussing the Bible without permission (because, obviously, an Islamist plotter against all our freedoms has no rights!).
"I think [Obama's] deliberately distorting the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit his own worldview, his own confused theology," Dobson said. "He is dragging biblical understanding through the gutter."
Whereas, Dobson should have added, I've merely dragged the Bible through the temples of the money-changers to enable a torturing, lying regime's seizure of power. Nobody talks to God unless he talks to me first.
"I think [Obama's] deliberately distorting the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit his own worldview, his own confused theology," Dobson said. "He is dragging biblical understanding through the gutter."
Whereas, Dobson should have added, I've merely dragged the Bible through the temples of the money-changers to enable a torturing, lying regime's seizure of power. Nobody talks to God unless he talks to me first.
Labels: Barack Obama, Rev. James Dobson
